"Rest in peace my man, 2Pac... Even though I know you're Not dead cause we was chillin' last weekend in Cuba"

"With the summer comin’ everyone is gettin’ they body ready I’ma do the opposite and eat a pot of spaghetti A lotta peanut butter and jelly I ain’t tryin’ to slim down, I’m tryin’ to widen my belly Don’t need a fckin’ barbell, I got bars myself That carry mad weight so I gotta be heavy And I promise ya, B, that when I look like a blob on the beach Your broad will be slobbin’ my meat"

"New Year, new me... new beginnings I got some resolutions but who am I kiddin’? I ain’t doin’ sht differently this year from last Except become an even bigger, fatter, lazy ass”

"It’s Thanksgiving and I’m crushin' everything at the table Some turkey, stuffing, even my Aunt Mabel I told my Uncle Ray don’t get in my fckin’ way, bro Now I’m dippin’ him in some gravy and mashed potato”