Lyrics

“This scumbag Santa Claus owes me a present
Been askin’ for a bicycle since I was like seven
But that jolly piece of shit did not come through
Only gifts I ever got were socks and shoes
What the fuck?! But this Christmas Eve
You’ll find me with some cookies by the Christmas Tree
Waitin’ for Saint Nick to fart out the chimney
Then fuckin’ rip his heart out, fatality!”